Posted by 'Mike' on October 25, 2011, 12:44 pm
We have a huge crop of apples.
Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
Could it be the tooth fairy?
.............................................
Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago :-))))))))))))
But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing as
a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"
OH ...OH.... OH
If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
everybody's garden except their own :-((
Mike
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Posted by JonH on October 25, 2011, 1:01 pm
On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
>We have a huge crop of apples.
>Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
>bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
>appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
>Could it be the tooth fairy?
>.............................................
>Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago :-))))))))))))
>But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing as
>a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"
>OH ...OH.... OH
>If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
>everybody's garden except their own :-((
>Mike
Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
inconvenience.
Posted by 'Mike' on October 25, 2011, 1:24 pm
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
>>
>>We have a huge crop of apples.
>>Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
>>bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
>>appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
>>Could it be the tooth fairy?
>>.............................................
>>
>>Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago
>>:-))))))))))))
>>
>>But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing
>>as
>>a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"
>>
>>OH ...OH.... OH
>>
>>If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
>>everybody's garden except their own :-((
>>
>>Mike
> Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
> excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
> inconvenience.
:-((
We have Foxes :-((
And what is worse than that? When my Daughter and Son in Law had The Manor
................................ Badgers :-((
Mike
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Posted by 'Mike' on October 25, 2011, 1:26 pm
>> On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:44:26 +0100, "'Mike'"
>>
>>>
>>>We have a huge crop of apples.
>>>Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
>>>bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
>>>appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
>>>Could it be the tooth fairy?
>>>.............................................
>>>
>>>Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago
>>>:-))))))))))))
>>>
>>>But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing
>>>as
>>>a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"
>>>
>>>OH ...OH.... OH
>>>
>>>If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
>>>everybody's garden except their own :-((
>>>
>>>Mike
>>
>> Could be worse, you could have foxes. The locals are trying to
>> excavate birthing dens. Their crap is a relatively minor
>> inconvenience.
>>
>>
> :-((
> We have Foxes :-((
> And what is worse than that? When my Daughter and Son in Law had The Manor
> ................................ Badgers :-((
They undermined the Tennis Courts and put them out of bounds :-((
Having sold The Manor, and the Mews Houses, they now keep a very beady eye
on their walled garden. Now down to a couple of landscaped acres :-))
Mike
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Posted by Dave Hill on October 25, 2011, 1:52 pm
> We have a huge crop of apples.
> Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
> bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
> appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
> Could it be the tooth fairy?
You are lucky, if we did that round here, the apples, the money and
even the table would dissapear.
>Rather than see them going to waste I put a sign. outside "Apples £1 a
>bag". They are nearby. The bags are disappearing and the £s
>appearing. So far, I haven't seen a single person do the swop.
>Could it be the tooth fairy?
>.............................................
>Don't know about the tooth fairy, had my teeth out years ago :-))))))))))))
>But on our litter bins there is a wonderful sticker 'The is no such thing as
>a Dog Poo Fairy. Pick your Dog Poo up after you"
>OH ...OH.... OH
>If only there was such a scheme to stop that vermin CAT from crapping in
>everybody's garden except their own :-((
>Mike