Posted by echinosum on November 23, 2011, 12:28 pm
According to a story today in the Daily Telegraph, what you have to do
is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
doesn't do it again.
Magic!
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echinosum
Posted by Phil Cook on November 23, 2011, 4:30 pm
On 23/11/2011 17:28, echinosum wrote:
> According to a story today in the Daily Telegraph, what you have to do
> is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
> the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
> the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
> doesn't do it again.
Don't be daft, cats don't have owners.
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Phil Cook
Posted by Bob Hobden on November 23, 2011, 5:41 pm
"Phil Cook" wrote
> echinosum wrote:
>> According to a story today in the Daily Telegraph, what you have to do
>> is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
>> the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
>> the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
>> doesn't do it again.
>Don't be daft, cats don't have owners.
>
They have staff. And since when has any boss done what the staff say.
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Regards. Bob Hobden.
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Posted by Martin on November 24, 2011, 5:40 am
wrote:
>"Phil Cook" wrote
>>
>> echinosum wrote:
>>> According to a story today in the Daily Telegraph, what you have to do
>>> is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
>>> the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
>>> the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
>>> doesn't do it again.
>>
>>Don't be daft, cats don't have owners.
>>
>>
>They have staff. And since when has any boss done what the staff say.
When was the last time a policeman wasted his time giving the cat's
staff/support group/caterers a lecture?
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Martin
Posted by hugh on November 23, 2011, 6:12 pm
>According to a story today in the Daily Telegraph, what you have to do
>is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
>the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
>the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
>doesn't do it again.
>Magic!
That's the story and it is utter b*******. The reason has been stated
and argued many times in here before so no point in going over it all
over again. No doubt there will letters in DT tomorrow making the
Inspector look extremely foolish.
The claim was that the neighbour was being harassed - by the cat!!
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hugh
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> is identify the owners of the cats that enter your garden, and then put
> the police on them. The police will come and tell them that allowing
> the cat to enter your garden is a nuisance and they have to ensure it
> doesn't do it again.