how do i install a tree?

 


i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am
having
trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too
small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8
meter square
wide garden.

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to
know what
type of watar to feed my baby tree.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill.
what's your
oppinion?!

also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the
nottinghamshire
area?

thanks!




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teresa green

 

On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:47:14 -0400, teresa green


Climable, huh?  Buy a step ladder... you'll be long dead before any
tree you plant today will be climbable.


Ornamental pear  -  Redspire  -  fits my 8 sq meters nicely:
http://i43.tinypic.com/211mays.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/fo38ts.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/33tta1x.jpg

 

On Apr 21, 5:47 am, teresa green <teresa.green.
644b...@gardenbanter.co.uk> wrote:

"Tree baptist"??  Dunno, but  you might consider a tree agnostic.

 

teresa green wrote:

Have another beer or two it will become clearer.


Will it be tall enough so you can stand underneath and not hit your half
metre cubed pointy head though?


When your loan on the beer expires pass it on to the tree.  It's best if you
massage it into the tree every morning before the sun rises.  And chant.


Something from the genus Fatheadsia comes to mind.



There used to be some bush Baptists around here but now we just have bush
Buddhist (of the nether sect).  Will that do?

David.

 


This guy is an idiot and SHOULD leave.

Really hope he will get out soon.




--
Sack Of Gold