> wrote: >> Disaster. My cider fermentation has slowed down dramatically. Rather than >> the airlock plopping away busily, it is slowed down now to an occasional >> plop. >> >> You will all tell me this is simply because the cider is at an advanced way >> through its fermentation and ask how is this a disaster? >> >> Well, the plopping kept my wife awake for a week or more and gave her >> something to complain about. >> >> With the fermentation almost through, what will my wife complain about now? >> >> Start list here: > Start a new batch immediately, gooo.
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to her. She will appreciate all this for sure.
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day: "sniff sniff. Do I smell it here, too? Then</FONT></DIV> <DIV> <FONT face="Times New Roman">sniff sniff your wife and
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apples." Then smile and wink those twinkly eyes of
yours</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman"> to her. She
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Posted by Billy on April 16, 2010, 1:07 pm
> > wrote: > > > >> Disaster. My cider fermentation has slowed down dramatically. Rather than > >> the airlock plopping away busily, it is slowed down now to an occasional > >> plop. > >> > >> You will all tell me this is simply because the cider is at an advanced > >> way > >> through its fermentation and ask how is this a disaster? > >> > >> Well, the plopping kept my wife awake for a week or more and gave her > >> something to complain about. > >> > >> With the fermentation almost through, what will my wife complain about > >> now? > >> > >> Start list here: > > Start a new batch immediately, gooo. > > when in the living room and/or kitchen ask, "is that my cider I smell?" > Say it often enough and she, too, will smell it. Last thing you do and > and say when you call it a day: "sniff sniff. Do I smell it here, too? > Then > sniff sniff your wife and tell her "oh, it only you that smells like > fermentating apples." Then smile and wink those twinkly eyes of yours > to her. She will appreciate all this for sure. > > Donna > in WA
Uh-huh.
You'll come visit me until I'm discharged from the hospital, right?
--
- Billy
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.
>> > wrote: >> > >> >> Disaster. My cider fermentation has slowed down dramatically. Rather >> >> than >> >> the airlock plopping away busily, it is slowed down now to an >> >> occasional >> >> plop. >> >> >> >> You will all tell me this is simply because the cider is at an >> >> advanced >> >> way >> >> through its fermentation and ask how is this a disaster? >> >> >> >> Well, the plopping kept my wife awake for a week or more and gave her >> >> something to complain about. >> >> >> >> With the fermentation almost through, what will my wife complain about >> >> now? >> >> >> >> Start list here: >> > Start a new batch immediately, gooo. >> >> when in the living room and/or kitchen ask, "is that my cider I >> smell?" >> Say it often enough and she, too, will smell it. Last thing you do >> and >> and say when you call it a day: "sniff sniff. Do I smell it here, >> too? >> Then >> sniff sniff your wife and tell her "oh, it only you that smells like >> fermentating apples." Then smile and wink those twinkly eyes of >> yours >> to her. She will appreciate all this for sure. >> >> Donna >> in WA > Uh-huh. > You'll come visit me until I'm discharged from the hospital, right?
My thoughts exactly. Sniff her, smile, and then go and sleep on the sofa.
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>> Disaster. My cider fermentation has slowed down dramatically. Rather than
>> the airlock plopping away busily, it is slowed down now to an occasional
>> plop.
>>
>> You will all tell me this is simply because the cider is at an advanced way
>> through its fermentation and ask how is this a disaster?
>>
>> Well, the plopping kept my wife awake for a week or more and gave her
>> something to complain about.
>>
>> With the fermentation almost through, what will my wife complain about now?
>>
>> Start list here:
> Start a new batch immediately, gooo.