>It was after a brewmasters siminar in Dusseldorf and some of the
>brewmasters went down for a drink. First in was the brewmaster from
>Budweiser who asked for a Bud on draft. Next in was the brewmaster from
>Labatt's who asked for a Labatt on draft. Then the brewmaster from
>Lowenbrau ordered a Lowenbrau on draft. Finally, the brewmaster from
>Guiness came in, took one look around and, said to the barman, "Give me
>a Coke". Stunned, the other brewmasters said,"Paddy, why are you
>drinking a Coke"?
>Looking grimly at them, Paddy said. "If you fookin' pansies aren't gonna
>drink beer, neither an I."
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together.
They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy
their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets
stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing
happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it
out over the beer and yells, 'Spit it out! Spit it out, you little
bastard!'
Charlie, dreamin of corned beef and cabbage and colcannon
> Got two cans going on about 10 years. Kills all sorts if you have too.
>
> http://www.ghorganics.com/XClude1600.html
>
> Posted this info elsewhere and thought you may wonder why.
Perhaps a universal antidote ?
<http://www.thesecretofkells.com/>
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Billl Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA
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>brewmasters went down for a drink. First in was the brewmaster from
>Budweiser who asked for a Bud on draft. Next in was the brewmaster from
>Labatt's who asked for a Labatt on draft. Then the brewmaster from
>Lowenbrau ordered a Lowenbrau on draft. Finally, the brewmaster from
>Guiness came in, took one look around and, said to the barman, "Give me
>a Coke". Stunned, the other brewmasters said,"Paddy, why are you
>drinking a Coke"?
>Looking grimly at them, Paddy said. "If you fookin' pansies aren't gonna
>drink beer, neither an I."