Posted by Betsy Maverly on March 24, 2006, 12:46 am
Last weekend I was caught in a most embarassing situation. I was
looking for dwarf citrus trees at a neighbourhood nursery and thought
I was alone in one of the aisles so, feeling gaseous, I looked around,
spied no other shoppers and decided to ever so slightly hike my leg up
and expel a long and high pitched fart. You see, earlier that morning
I had dined on coffee, boiled eggs, sausage and malted milk.
I should have known better. Much to my surprise, I discovered that I
had been heard by someone I hadn't seen. He had been bending down
looking at some Sweet Williams. How was I to know he was there all
along!
I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
briskly walked away.
I heard him cough moments later so he must have walked into the cloud
that old toothless had just let loose. Being a lady of refined
qualities and delicate disposition it isn't in my nature to expel gas
in public. I hope I never see that man again.
Who can add to this?
Posted by Rev. 11D Meow! on March 24, 2006, 12:53 am
in message
> Last weekend I was caught in a most embarassing situation. I was
> looking for dwarf citrus trees at a neighbourhood nursery and thought
> I was alone in one of the aisles so, feeling gaseous, I looked around,
> spied no other shoppers and decided to ever so slightly hike my leg up
> and expel a long and high pitched fart. You see, earlier that morning
> I had dined on coffee, boiled eggs, sausage and malted milk.
> I should have known better. Much to my surprise, I discovered that I
> had been heard by someone I hadn't seen. He had been bending down
> looking at some Sweet Williams. How was I to know he was there all
> along!
> I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
> briskly walked away.
> I heard him cough moments later so he must have walked into the cloud
> that old toothless had just let loose. Being a lady of refined
> qualities and delicate disposition it isn't in my nature to expel gas
> in public. I hope I never see that man again.
> Who can add to this?
Not to worry...
Said 'victim' most likely died of a heart attack
in his car out in the parking lot mere moments
later...
Posted by Persephone on March 24, 2006, 12:09 pm
On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:53:45 -0800, "Rev. 11D Meow!"
> I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
>> briskly walked away
WRY
Posted by =?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC on March 24, 2006, 5:20 am
Betsy Maverly wrote:
> Last weekend I was caught in a most embarassing situation. I was
> looking for dwarf citrus trees at a neighbourhood nursery and thought
> I was alone in one of the aisles so, feeling gaseous, I looked around,
> spied no other shoppers and decided to ever so slightly hike my leg up
> and expel a long and high pitched fart. You see, earlier that morning
> I had dined on coffee, boiled eggs, sausage and malted milk.
> I should have known better. Much to my surprise, I discovered that I
> had been heard by someone I hadn't seen. He had been bending down
> looking at some Sweet Williams. How was I to know he was there all
> along!
> I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
> briskly walked away.
> I heard him cough moments later so he must have walked into the cloud
> that old toothless had just let loose. Being a lady of refined
> qualities and delicate disposition it isn't in my nature to expel gas
> in public. I hope I never see that man again.
> Who can add to this?
www.queenoffarts.com/
Posted by Sacre Bleu on March 26, 2006, 5:40 pm
König Prüße wrote:
>
> Betsy Maverly wrote:
>
>
>>Last weekend I was caught in a most embarassing situation. I was
>>looking for dwarf citrus trees at a neighbourhood nursery and thought
>>I was alone in one of the aisles so, feeling gaseous, I looked around,
>>spied no other shoppers and decided to ever so slightly hike my leg up
>>and expel a long and high pitched fart. You see, earlier that morning
>>I had dined on coffee, boiled eggs, sausage and malted milk.
>>I should have known better. Much to my surprise, I discovered that I
>>had been heard by someone I hadn't seen. He had been bending down
>>looking at some Sweet Williams. How was I to know he was there all
>>along!
>>I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
>>briskly walked away.
>>I heard him cough moments later so he must have walked into the cloud
>>that old toothless had just let loose. Being a lady of refined
>>qualities and delicate disposition it isn't in my nature to expel gas
>>in public. I hope I never see that man again.
>>Who can add to this?
>
>
> www.queenoffarts.com/
>
>
>
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> looking for dwarf citrus trees at a neighbourhood nursery and thought
> I was alone in one of the aisles so, feeling gaseous, I looked around,
> spied no other shoppers and decided to ever so slightly hike my leg up
> and expel a long and high pitched fart. You see, earlier that morning
> I had dined on coffee, boiled eggs, sausage and malted milk.
> I should have known better. Much to my surprise, I discovered that I
> had been heard by someone I hadn't seen. He had been bending down
> looking at some Sweet Williams. How was I to know he was there all
> along!
> I know he heard me. I made a rye expression and looked down and
> briskly walked away.
> I heard him cough moments later so he must have walked into the cloud
> that old toothless had just let loose. Being a lady of refined
> qualities and delicate disposition it isn't in my nature to expel gas
> in public. I hope I never see that man again.
> Who can add to this?