What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it
still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer
5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some
water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then
take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all
over your face and chest.
Feel free to add to the list.
1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.
Posted by David Hare-Scott on May 13, 2010, 8:59 pm
None4U wrote:
> What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered > and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid > fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and > real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch > in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the > can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. > Feel free to add to the list. > 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.
2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from
his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.
3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now
filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere.
Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.
David
Posted by Thos on May 14, 2010, 12:25 am
HAHA!!
Isn't gardening fun!?!?
>> Then take the water hose and shoot it in the >> can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest>>
maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe
not....
> None4U wrote: >> What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered >> and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid >> fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and >> real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch >> in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the >> can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. >> >> Feel free to add to the list. >> >> >> >> >> 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. > 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including > feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come > from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. > 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has > now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant > creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water > everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. > David
Posted by Billy on May 14, 2010, 1:35 am
> HAHA!! > Isn't gardening fun!?!? > >> Then take the water hose and shoot it in the > >> can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest>> > maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe > not....
He jests at scars, that never felt a wound.
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- Billy
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.
> None4U wrote: >> What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered >> and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid >> fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and >> real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch >> in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the >> can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. >> >> Feel free to add to the list. >> >> >> >> >> 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. > 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including > feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come > from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. > 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has > now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant > creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water > everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.
4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking
powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting
flies and sun.
Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container
resulted in the bastard splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and
down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still
remains.
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> and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
> fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
> real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
> in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
> can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.
> Feel free to add to the list.
> 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.