Tender loving manipulative suggestive gardening

 

We bought a house with a garden.  A nice one where the soil has been
prepared down about eight or ten inches.  It had weeds and had been
neglected a while.  A few live items.

Enter us.  I have gardened in Louisiana for about ten years, so know a
little about it.  Well, SWMBO bulldozes in and just starts ripping and
tearing.  Digging ditches.  Arranging things on the slope with the idea that
the sprinklers will flow by gravity from high to low.  Digs up the good dirt
down to the rocky level, where she plants new plants.  Piles up the good
loamy dirt in large mounds that I immediately flattened some and planted the
melons on.

I let her go.  When all was done, she asks hows that, expecting heaps of
praise.  I explain that all that was needed was to till it all up, rake out
the weeds, make rows laterally so they are not sloped, and plant the plants
on the top of the mounds, not in the gullies where they can get fungus and
rot.  I do recall mentioning this the first ten or fifteen minutes into the
ordeal, but she says I didn't.  I know I did, and I know I would never plant
things so a good rain would wash everything away.

What's a good book for me to go buy her and casually  place next to the
toilet or wine cabinet or someplace she's sure to see it?  Something REALLY
simple that goes over some of these most basic things, so she can read it
somewhere.  If she reads it or hears it on Oprah, it's the rule for the
month in our house, even though I may have said the same thing for ten
years.

Help in tender loving firmhanded manipulation appreciated.

Steve

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"...the man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere
critic-the man who actually does the work, even if roughly and imperfectly,
not the man who only talks or writes about how it ought to be done."
Theodore Roosevelt 1891

 



 Just received "Gaia's Garden"  A guide to Home-Scale Permaculture today.

By Toby Hemenway

ISBN 1-890132-52-7

Sure I know  some of this stuff but with perhaps a 5 % retention rate it
does not hurt to read anew. P 112 has a small list of perennial food
plants.

 Bill

Albert said soon as you know you stop thinking about possibilities.

.....

Small ethic joke follows.

 Why have the Chinese with all their amazing ancient major scientific
advances not have a science of biology?

 Seems that they would start a study of a plant or animal and wonder
what it would taste like.

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Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA

 




  :-)


Heh heh...kinda reminds me of Beijing Fast Food.

Charlie, wondering now about cicadas......

 



<lol> I got that e-mail too...

It's finally getting hot enough here to set off the cicada chorus during
mid-day.
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Peace! Om

"Human nature seems to be to control other people
until they put their foot down." -- Stephan Rothstein

 




And honestly, I found most of the food quite appealing.  There were a
couple that carry too much cultural baggage, but they were visually
appealing.  Andrew Zimmer I ain't, closer to Tony Bourdain. ;-)


Are you serious?  It is still effing too cool here.  Zirrie bugs don't
often startup here until late july and don't midday sing until Aug,
usually.

My sons told me that if I were to fry them and eat them myself, they
will be forced to follow suit.  same for a couple other bugs.

Yes, we are kinda nuts, as viewed from the "normal" cultural
perspective. ;-)

BTW, fried buzzworm is good eatin'. Been there, done that
several times. ;-)  My long gone uncle in Wash. state turned me on to
that.

Care
Charlie