Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who
used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for
me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his
son.
Dear Dad,
Please dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup the
entire area without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man and
left.
He is a bit annoyed, so writes to his son regarding this intrusion.
That next day he received anotherletter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
> Tomato Garden
> An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
> garden,
> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
> who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son
> and described his predicament.
> Dear Vincent,
> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my
> tomato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden
> plot.
> If you were here my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot
> for me.
> Love Dad
> A few days later he received a letter from his
> son.
> Dear Dad,
> Please dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES.
> Love Vinnie
> At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup
> the entire area without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man
> and left.
> He is a bit annoyed, so writes to his son regarding this intrusion.
> That next day he received anotherletter from his son.
> Dear Dad,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
> Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
> Love Vinnie
An oldie but a GOODIE.
>
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> An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
> garden,
> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
> who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son
> and described his predicament.
> Dear Vincent,
> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my
> tomato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden
> plot.
> If you were here my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot
> for me.
> Love Dad
> A few days later he received a letter from his
> son.
> Dear Dad,
> Please dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES.
> Love Vinnie
> At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup
> the entire area without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man
> and left.
> He is a bit annoyed, so writes to his son regarding this intrusion.
> That next day he received anotherletter from his son.
> Dear Dad,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
> Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
> Love Vinnie