Perfect Stripes & lawnwower manouvre

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Perfect Stripes & lawnwower manouvre GreenLineDesign 10-16-2007
Posted by GreenLineDesign on October 16, 2007, 6:06 am
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-Im a currently proposing to design a lawnmower that functions both
forwards and backwards to guarentee the perfect linear structure on
lawn cutting.
-This process will hopefully allieviate the manouverability of the
lawnmower at the end of the lines, which can often be a clumbersome
task!

-If anybody has any thoughts on this, or similar problems etc. please
let me know! all your additions will be greatfully recieved and help my
progression in my design!




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GreenLineDesign

Posted by Eggs Zachtly on October 16, 2007, 12:46 pm
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GreenLineDesign said:

> -Im a currently proposing to design a lawnmower that functions both
> forwards and backwards to guarentee the perfect linear structure on
> lawn cutting.

Noone but golf courses and anal-retentive homeowners give a shit if their
turf is "striped". Any reel mower will accomplish this. You going to invent
the reel mower? LMFAO!

> -This process will hopefully allieviate the manouverability of the
> lawnmower at the end of the lines,

Oh, that's just great. Let's "alleviate the maneuverability" of a lawn
mower. Dumbass, you just said you're going to make it more difficult.

1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn what the "big words" mean, before you attempt to use them.

***
Alleviate:
Function: transitive verb

relieve, lessen : as
a: to make (as suffering) more bearable <her sympathy alleviated his
distress>
b: to partially remove or correct <measures taken to alleviate a labor
shortage>

http://m-w.com/dictionary/alleviate

Maneuver
Function: intransitive verb

1 a: to perform a movement in military or naval tactics in order to secure
an advantage b: to make a series of changes in direction and position for a
specific purpose2: to use stratagems : scheme

transitive verb

1: to cause to execute tactical movements
2: to manage into or out of a position or condition : manipulate
3 a: to guide with adroitness and design
b: to bring about or secure as a result of skillful management
¡X ma¡Pneu¡Pver¡Pabil¡Pi¡Pty noun

http://m-w.com/dictionary/maneuverability

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> which can often be a clumbersome task!

Bullshit. You push down on the handle, turn, and set the deck back down.
How fucking hard is that?

>
> -If anybody has any thoughts on this, or similar problems etc. please
> let me know! all your additions will be greatfully recieved and help my
> progression in my design!

Forget about inventing a lawn more that's more difficult to use, for the
sole purpose of "striping" a lawn. Your time would be better spent taking
some remedial courses in English.

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Eggs

- If I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened
bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Posted by newsreader-Durham on October 16, 2007, 5:13 pm
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Two words protruded from the omeletive reply: anal-retentive.

Irony enough to loosen a lug nut!

Chris in Durham

> GreenLineDesign said:
>
> > -Im a currently proposing to design a lawnmower that functions both
> > forwards and backwards to guarentee the perfect linear structure on
> > lawn cutting.
>
> Noone but golf courses and anal-retentive homeowners give a shit if their
> turf is "striped". Any reel mower will accomplish this. You going to
invent
> the reel mower? LMFAO!
>
> > -This process will hopefully allieviate the manouverability of the
> > lawnmower at the end of the lines,
>
> Oh, that's just great. Let's "alleviate the maneuverability" of a lawn
> mower. Dumbass, you just said you're going to make it more difficult.
>
> 1. Learn to spell.
> 2. Learn what the "big words" mean, before you attempt to use them.
>
> ***
> Alleviate:
> Function: transitive verb
>
> relieve, lessen : as
> a: to make (as suffering) more bearable <her sympathy alleviated his
> distress>
> b: to partially remove or correct <measures taken to alleviate a labor
> shortage>
>
> http://m-w.com/dictionary/alleviate
>
> Maneuver
> Function: intransitive verb
>
> 1 a: to perform a movement in military or naval tactics in order to secure
> an advantage b: to make a series of changes in direction and position for
a
> specific purpose2: to use stratagems : scheme
>
> transitive verb
>
> 1: to cause to execute tactical movements
> 2: to manage into or out of a position or condition : manipulate
> 3 a: to guide with adroitness and design
> b: to bring about or secure as a result of skillful management
> ¡X ma¡Pneu¡Pver¡Pabil¡Pi¡Pty noun
>
> http://m-w.com/dictionary/maneuverability
>
> ***
>
> > which can often be a clumbersome task!
>
> Bullshit. You push down on the handle, turn, and set the deck back down.
> How fucking hard is that?
>
> >
> > -If anybody has any thoughts on this, or similar problems etc. please
> > let me know! all your additions will be greatfully recieved and help my
> > progression in my design!
>
> Forget about inventing a lawn more that's more difficult to use, for the
> sole purpose of "striping" a lawn. Your time would be better spent taking
> some remedial courses in English.
>
> --
>
> Eggs
>
> - If I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened
> bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!



Posted by Steveo on October 16, 2007, 6:57 pm
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> Two words protruded from the omeletive reply: anal-retentive.
>
> Irony enough to loosen a lug nut!
>
> Chris in Durham
>
Huh?

fu set

Posted by Dave on October 17, 2007, 12:40 am
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But, hardly original...
Dave
> Two words protruded from the omeletive reply: anal-retentive.
>
> Irony enough to loosen a lug nut!
>
> Chris in Durham
>
>> GreenLineDesign said:
>>
>> > -Im a currently proposing to design a lawnmower that functions both
>> > forwards and backwards to guarentee the perfect linear structure on
>> > lawn cutting.
>>
>> Noone but golf courses and anal-retentive homeowners give a shit if their
>> turf is "striped". Any reel mower will accomplish this. You going to
> invent
>> the reel mower? LMFAO!
>>
>> > -This process will hopefully allieviate the manouverability of the
>> > lawnmower at the end of the lines,
>>
>> Oh, that's just great. Let's "alleviate the maneuverability" of a lawn
>> mower. Dumbass, you just said you're going to make it more difficult.
>>
>> 1. Learn to spell.
>> 2. Learn what the "big words" mean, before you attempt to use them.
>>
>> ***
>> Alleviate:
>> Function: transitive verb
>>
>> relieve, lessen : as
>> a: to make (as suffering) more bearable <her sympathy alleviated his
>> distress>
>> b: to partially remove or correct <measures taken to alleviate a labor
>> shortage>
>>
>> http://m-w.com/dictionary/alleviate
>>
>> Maneuver
>> Function: intransitive verb
>>
>> 1 a: to perform a movement in military or naval tactics in order to
>> secure
>> an advantage b: to make a series of changes in direction and position for
> a
>> specific purpose2: to use stratagems : scheme
>>
>> transitive verb
>>
>> 1: to cause to execute tactical movements
>> 2: to manage into or out of a position or condition : manipulate
>> 3 a: to guide with adroitness and design
>> b: to bring about or secure as a result of skillful management
>> ¡X ma¡Pneu¡Pver¡Pabil¡Pi¡Pty noun
>>
>> http://m-w.com/dictionary/maneuverability
>>
>> ***
>>
>> > which can often be a clumbersome task!
>>
>> Bullshit. You push down on the handle, turn, and set the deck back down.
>> How fucking hard is that?
>>
>> >
>> > -If anybody has any thoughts on this, or similar problems etc. please
>> > let me know! all your additions will be greatfully recieved and help my
>> > progression in my design!
>>
>> Forget about inventing a lawn more that's more difficult to use, for the
>> sole purpose of "striping" a lawn. Your time would be better spent taking
>> some remedial courses in English.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Eggs
>>
>> - If I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened
>> bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
>
>




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